When is a door not a door?
Simple, when it is ajar…
While you may cringe to your core,
As this pun leaves a deep scar,
Can you feel the slight chuckles
That rise deep inside your chest,
And before your mind buckles,
Now aware that you detest
This joke and not just a bit,
Take a second to look back
Upon your life, quick flashback,
And you might have to admit,
Despite great fear and pretence,
Despite your views and your stance
On this matter which seems mad,
You have now become a dad!