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Her name is Jane, she’s tall and racy,

You know the type of girl: dangerous,

Once she has caught your heart, treacherous,

You are done for and at her mercy,

So be very, oh very, careful,

She can handle herself, my dear friend,

Against a whole army she would fend,

She is a lot more than a handful!

Never has she been overpowered,

Nor ever from any man cowered;

That good! Look she’s even got a gun,

This battle you cannot – Oh shit run!

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Just something that made me laugh.